Hmm.... in the face of recession, time to let some creative juice flow to earn some $$. Hmmm...guess this is a highly stressful period for many especially with job uncertainty looming in the air. This sets me wondering whether is the number of people suffering from Insomia on the rise? If that's the case I believe publishing a book that help to put people to sleep will be a great idea. I'd read of how individuals make it big with some ridiculous ideas by publishing books with ridiculous but creative content and as a result, became self made millionaire. So over here, I will do a trial run in my attempt to publish a pictorial book to help people suffering from insomia ease in to a deep and relax sleep. Here's some proposed pictures. Let me know if you feel sleepy after looking at them? If you feel bored, then most probably the next thing you feel will be sleepy-ness...
In medical term we call this sleepiness, but in the field of martial art, this is a forbidden skill that is highly formiable and the execution of this skill will render the enemy instantly "dead". With the drafting of Genova Convention (which is absolutely irrelavent to the martial world -"also commonly known as Jiang Hu in chinese"), this skill had been lost for decades until recently someone revived it and till date, 4 people (as shown in the pictures) have fallen victims to this skill. Oh yah, I have yet to mention the name of this forbidden skill. It's called Soul Trapping (in English), or commonly known in the martial world as Kou1 Hun2 Da4 Fa3. In Hokkien, Ah Gong and Ah Mah call this Gong Tao. Eye witnesses reported that these recent victims have one point in common, they are all being 'struck' on sunday and at EXPO Hall 8.
We have reliable sources saying that this martial art expert will soon again strike in EXPO during sunday and we have to be extra careful. For more details of this forbidden skill and the ways to counter it, please purchase a copy of my latest publising titled "Pictorial Book for the Insomia" at only $99.99. For $99.99 you will get youreslf also an audio CD which takes you to the history of the Martial Art world. Not only that, you will get yourself a lifetime membership to the Lengendary Condor Society (Founded by Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu)
P.S. Hmmm....wonder is this martial art expert from W347? These 4 victims somehow look very familiar and they are all from W347....hmm.... must be a inside job!
4 comments:
Only Jack was caught in Expo Hall 8 Okay!
For this inaccurate information, I shall NOT BUY and shall NOT ENCOURAGE people to buy.
Just you wait, I will sit beside you this sun! Muahahahahahha.
People says, the disciples will always supercede the master
The people in the pictures are clear indication that the disciples have superceded their master. I thought I can sleep, till you all prove me really wrong....muhaha...
I believe this is the most powerful skill ever known in mankind, soul trapping. It is more powerful than qian kun da mo yi, jiu yang shen gong or jiu ying zhen jing.. Anyway, I have to correct something, I AM NOT SLEEPING! I am just resting in the peace of God during service..
You are resting in the peace of God and your soul is not being trapped because God is there to protect you. The average person should be zzzzZZZ... if not for God.
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